Stole this off xXBirisaXx during a very productive math lesson. Seems our teachers have left us...

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. [No cheating!]

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?
Batman


2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
Platypus


3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Weird staring. Somewhat suspicious.


4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your DREAM house. how big is it?
Not very big actually, rather small.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
A small wooden one. White!


6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
One the table is chicken and a rose in a vase (N'aww) and there's 4 wooden chairs wit hhigh backs!


7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
A yellow one with a smiling mouse's face.


8. What do you do with the cup?
Kick it away.


9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A biiiiiig water! Bigbig! Wiith ducks in it!


10. How will you cross the water?
Look for a boat... 'cause then I'd be on a boat.


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1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
(That's... Perculiar... Ah well, he's manly and got money )


2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.
(Tiny, yellow and jolly. Not bad! And with a beak! Quack!)


3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
(I... Stare at them. End of dicussion.)


4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
(... small. Well fine, just be that way.)


5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
(Well, at least I've got a fence.)


6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
(YEAHR I'm happiii!)


7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
(Oh... Material? Er... Mouseface...)


8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
(A kicking attitude sounds sort of sparkly though...)


9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
(... well, big is good I hear. But forget I said ducks.)


10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
(So... Life's like: On a boat!)